27 May 2006
ok.
obviously i'm bored.
thats why the third post is here.
i shall blog about the beautiful name i've given to my tagboard
"THE VOLUME CONTROL"
i'm here to teach u how to control the volume of ur fart.
if u are in a public toilet.and u noe that your fart is loud.
pls take toilet paper and stuff it in ur asshole.or airhole...(to be nicer)
then the fart will go psssss.instead of pooooooot
another method is that u can tighten your butt.
your fart will pop.
information gathered from internet.
obviously i've not experienced them.
oh..
eat banana if you are sufferring from constipation.
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